Following yesterday’s clear rant over the London 2012 Olympics games, I thought I’d lighten the mood and do something fun for Friday... (and not Frisky Friday like a certain someone keeps pushing me to do..naming no names... Rebecca Eastwood)
It comes in the form of a few things, a joke, a two
part competition ooooo0000000oo I hear you say. And finally, an opportunity for you to share your fitness success from the week.
part competition ooooo0000000oo I hear you say. And finally, an opportunity for you to share your fitness success from the week.
So...A Joke to get us laughing first thing on a Friday.
Title - Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Competition
Part 1 – A quiz...this is a cryptic FILM question... see if you can guess the film
Question – Rich canine living in a poor part of town
Part 2 – Guess my golf score!!!
For those that know me well, you’ll know that pretty much every weekend of the year I go golfing. It’s my greatest passion. Some weeks I’m good...some weeks I’m bad... it’s just the way it is... however... my current handicap is 15. I play at courses that have par ranging from 69-72 shots/strokes. I’m not going to give you the course I play at but what I’m looking for is my NET score i.e how many shots/strokes will I have gone round the course in AFTER I deduct my handicap?
So how do I enter I hear you say? Well.....post your answers as a comment on this thread stating ‘Part 1 – (and your answer), ‘Part 2 – (and your guess)’
The first person to with both the correct answers will win a £10 iTunes/Amazon online voucher (which ever you prefer).
I will post the answer/result on Monday. No gaming terms & conditions apply, no small print...just 1 voucher to give away..that’s it! I will do a competition of some sort as often as possible so keep coming back.
On a high note to end the week... I’ve not touched a drop of alcohol...so far...again for those that know me will understand, that is a minor miracle lol...but I cycled 20 miles on Wednesday, trained chest and biceps Thursday morning in the gym AND did a 3 mile run Thursday night... and I’ve just come back from the gym this morning where I trained Triceps and did a 15 minute sprint run. If you don’t fancy entering the competition...why not show off your fitness achievements from the week and post a comment... share your success!
Have a fantastic weekend everyone... enjoy it... we have another productive week ahead of us!
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